A Conversation with GOD

Me; Dear GOD what is going on in the world?
G;   Well, firstly i think we should discuss somethings?
Me; This is what i am trying to do, what do you mean?
G; Well, how about your SIN
Me; Oh yeah, Dear God please forgive me for i spat on the floor.
G; anything else?
Me; I swore at the ref
G; anything else?
Me; i drank a bottle of wine
G; Anything else?
Me; It came back up
G; Anything else?
Me; I saw a naked woman
G; Anything else?
Me; Hold up, that's a bit personal don't you think?
G; yes
Me; Oh, well er, I'm sorry about that too.
G; anything esle?
Me; I was late for work
G; Anything else?
Me; I lied about it
G; Anything else?
Me; nah i think that's it...Amen!
G; How much money do you have?
Me; Not much i lost it on the..Oh, dear GOD please forgive for not winning.
G; I give you all you need
Me; I just don't get it, you know me, I'm alright but it's the state of this world GOD what is to be done?

Evolution

What is evolution, does anyone really think about what it truly means?

The average man to may say well, evolution is the stages in which all life develops at it's own rate separate from any external influences such as a GOD.

Right, so what is evolution and what does that mean?
The scientist may say that evidence of the Galapagos islands prove the reality of evolution.

No-one is telling me what it is, so far i have heard that the average man see's only that without purposeful creator there can only be the fluidity and directionless of animal and human existence. The scientist explaining that a species of bird adapting to it's environment to produce a different yet same species of bird, proves without doubt evolution?

My question is the same, what is evolution and what does it mean?