A Conversation with GOD

Me; Dear GOD what is going on in the world?
G;   Well, firstly i think we should discuss somethings?
Me; This is what i am trying to do, what do you mean?
G; Well, how about your SIN
Me; Oh yeah, Dear God please forgive me for i spat on the floor.
G; anything else?
Me; I swore at the ref
G; anything else?
Me; i drank a bottle of wine
G; Anything else?
Me; It came back up
G; Anything else?
Me; I saw a naked woman
G; Anything else?
Me; Hold up, that's a bit personal don't you think?
G; yes
Me; Oh, well er, I'm sorry about that too.
G; anything esle?
Me; I was late for work
G; Anything else?
Me; I lied about it
G; Anything else?
Me; nah i think that's it...Amen!
G; How much money do you have?
Me; Not much i lost it on the..Oh, dear GOD please forgive for not winning.
G; I give you all you need
Me; I just don't get it, you know me, I'm alright but it's the state of this world GOD what is to be done?